Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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