So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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