You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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