it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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