Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
do nipples grow back?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
