So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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