i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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