Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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