i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
