Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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