My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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