I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
