But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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