No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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