Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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