If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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