I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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