He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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