i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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