I am spending my child support on dildos
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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