we're blogging at a bar
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
this hospital has no fireball
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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