32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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