My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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