its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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