lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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