Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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