Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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