About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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