I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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