Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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