Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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