He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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