so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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