Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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