S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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