i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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