can we get nightvision for the apartment?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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