I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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