If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Come see our sink grown plant.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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