I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I don't think brook has ever known best
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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