Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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