So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
we should paint friendship bongs
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