I showed him my bush... on skype.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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