I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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