Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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