it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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