I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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