wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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