i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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