My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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