Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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