Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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