im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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